Brad pitt world war z movie#
Brad pitt world war z tv#

On the way to British Columbia, I saw something in an airline catalog that made my whole family laugh. Is the sight of some guy tossing a bag of potato chips to a homeless person outside a convenience store not anything but sad for everyone involved? That two-minute presentation made me want to head into the Canadian forest and not look back, humming a Gordon Lightfoot tune all the while. Truly, the scariest part of the evening was a soft-drink commercial before the movie, which spliced together supposedly heartwarming bits of robo-camera footage.

Brad pitt world war z movie#

My last resort in Movie Jail is to let my gaze wander to a green exit sign and breathe in and out, feeling my chest rise and fall, rise and fall. вЂњWhy is this the least effective World Health Organization branch that ever existed in any time or space? This movie is bringing everything down to its level! I do hope that doctor (Ruth Negga) gets more work, though.вЂќ

Brad pitt world war z tv#

вЂњOh no! Mireille Enos is being sidelined to the furrow-and-fret box even though everyone knows she could solve this вЂmysteryвЂ™ in about ten seconds flat! Or maybe take two whole TV seasons to do it, but IвЂ™d still rather be watching that.вЂќ вЂњHey! ThereвЂ™s James Badge Dale, star of the enjoyed-by-me one-season AMC show 'Rubicon'! Too bad he doesnвЂ™t take over!вЂќ вЂњThat female soldier (Daniella Kertesz) is great-is it just me or is she inwardly rolling her eyes at Brad?вЂќ вЂњPerhaps heвЂ™s a whale and the facts are plankton?вЂќДЄnother coping mechanism I use during no-exit movies is try to focus on the performances of other cast members who shine far too briefly. вЂњWhy is BradвЂ™s mouth open during this entire scene where heвЂ™s supposed to be getting important information from an expert?вЂќ I wondered. I donвЂ™t think thatвЂ™s regulation.вЂќ вЂњUN Magazine says: Going out to investigate a world heath crisis? Try a kicky scarf!вЂќ вЂњBrad must have tossed in a mini-stubble trimmer into his pack when he went out in the field. вЂњBrad PittвЂ™s hair wonвЂ™t order the French fries but will eat most of yours.вЂќ Then I moved onto BradвЂ™s other issues. вЂњBrad PittвЂ™s hair swears by Febreze,вЂќ I thought. It was in a highlighted man-bob hooked behind his ears. вЂњWorld War ZвЂќ is the kind of movie that requires me to make little jokes in my head so as not to fall asleep. Who does the United States deploy to figure out what to do about this situation? Brad Pitt, a вЂњformer UN investigator.вЂќ Zombification happens rapidly and the zombies themselves are both speedy and nimble and form great, obliterating waves of undead. вЂњWorld War ZвЂќ is more of an incomprehensible-event disaster movie along the lines of вЂњThe BirdsвЂќ or вЂњThe FogвЂќ or вЂњThe Killer Bees.вЂќ The point is that the zombie virus or bacteria is loose and itвЂ™s spreading fast. This movie doesnвЂ™t really get into any of that, which is OK since that territory has, like I said, been covered. I saw two individuals leave during the movie and not come back, in a show of Canadian frontier individualism.ДЄ lot has been written about zombies-as-metaphors-who are the real zombies? The undead or us, who have our snouts pointed towards little black mirrors into which we type inane messages to imaginary friends in all situations? Are we the real shuffling carcasses? Or are other human beings the greatest threat, given that they are both lethal and brainy? There were two pairs of men seated near me, who came in together and left a seat between them for maximum leg-stretching and not-being-on-a-date space. The Canadian theater was only about a quarter full. Despite using phrases like вЂњthe Jesuit order-you know, the one that includes the popeвЂќ and вЂњCatholics-1/6 of the worldвЂ™s populationвЂќ I was unable to convince Plan B Entertainment that I was cool enough to get an advance DVD of 'World War Z.' I was thusly forced to head out into a Canadian night alone while on a family vacation to see the movie.